MAC Style Black Collection….LOVEE

(305): i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.

-jon

• Me: don't get me wrong, you're mad cool. you just don't have what i want
• Chris: hahah jerk
• Me: you can't get mad babe, you're just the current owner of a penis, not exactly what I'm looking for
• Chris: don't trip. we're still gonna hang out
• Me: hahah you're not getting any
• Chris: gnight bitch.
• hahahah tooo goooddd.

Today, I saw a sign at a picture framing store that said, “shoot the family, hang the kids, frame the wife.” Photo framers have a dark sense of humor. MLIA.