September 2009
203 posts
“(305): i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the...”
– mydrunktexts.com
Me: don't get me wrong, you're mad cool. you just don't have what i want
Chris: hahah jerk
Me: you can't get mad babe, you're just the current owner of a penis, not exactly what I'm looking for
Chris: don't trip. we're still gonna hang out
Me: hahah you're not getting any
Chris: gnight bitch.
hahahah tooo goooddd.
“Today, I saw a sign at a picture framing store that said, “shoot the family,...”
– (via delusionsfromloan)
you are so beautiful
do rude things to me
please
i beg you.
“&if you want direction, baby i can take you farther,
&if you want...”
“The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard...”
bitchville:
Janelle Monae - Many Moons
“it must be thanksgiving because somebody wants some stuffing! that’s you...”
– Michael&Michael
Watchyessss
“it’s a riot.”
“Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass…
But learning how to...”
“love is the fire of life; it either consumes your or purifies.”
“…from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most...”
– charles darwin
“love is an irrisitable desire to be irrisitably desired.”
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” Eleanor Roosevelt
“why should we be in such desperate haste to succeed, and in such desperate...”
welcome to california,
such a lovely place,
such a lovely face,
plenty of room at the hotel california,
any time of year,
you can find it here
“conversation is the name of the game”
“I saw old autumn in the misty morn stand shadowless like silence, listening to...”
– thomas hood
Devil Doll- Heads or Tails