- Me: don't get me wrong, you're mad cool. you just don't have what i want
- Chris: hahah jerk
- Me: you can't get mad babe, you're just the current owner of a penis, not exactly what I'm looking for
- Chris: don't trip. we're still gonna hang out
- Me: hahah you're not getting any
- Chris: gnight bitch.
- hahahah tooo goooddd.